There is warner bros sex scandal videono shame in having binged all of the delicious BridgertonSeason 1 in a day, nor in rewatching it multiple times since its 2020 debut and leading up to Season 2. Netflix and Shondaland's adaptation of Julia Quinn's novels is all about coupling, and if you're anything like us you might have developed more than a few crushes throughout the course of the show.

Let us now lean back in repose like Queen Charlotte herself and rank the many eligible crushes of Bridgerton Season 1 (and some stinkers).

27. Lord Berbrooke

Lord Berbrooke can literally piss off. Credit: LIAM DANIEL / NETFLIX

Pros: none. status I guessCons: everything

26. Cressida Cowper

Pros:adaptable, fights for what she wantsCons: history ofblackmail

25. Marina Thompson

Pros: New in townCons: generally unpleasant to everyone who isn't her love George

24. Madame Genevieve Delacroix

Pros: fReNcH...maybeCons: a lil' messy, and possibly lying about her name/origin/entire life story

23. Philippa and Prudence Featherington

sorry 2 these featheringtons Credit: NICK BRIGGS / NETFLIX

Pros: EagerCons: lacking in personality to the point where they share a spot on this list

22. Lady Featherington

Pros: fiercely protective motherCons: beyond obsessed with appearances, seemed ready to let Marina die to avoid further scandal

21. Lord Featherington

Pros: Loves his family, one of the only people on this show unwilling to force a girl into marriageCons: rampant gambler, missing and possibly dead

20. Daphne Bridgerton

Pros: shinyCons: tricked her husband into nonconsensual procreation

19. Mrs. Varley

Mrs. Varley strikes as as the Geri from "Succession" of "Bridgerton." Credit: screenshot / netflix

Pros: LoyalCons: Loyal to Lady Featherington

18. Anthony Bridgerton

Pros: deeply angry in a way that will prove beneficial during sex Cons: cares about a woman’s honor unless he’s sleeping with her[Editor's note: Anthony is ranked too low on this list!!]

17. Simon Basset

Pros: see above image Cons: can't communicate a simple thought, obsessed with spiting his dead father, a rake

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16. Benedict Bridgerton

Pros: the most sexually liberated among the main familiesCons: thinks he's straight :(

15. Penelope Featherington

Pros: Kind, funnyCons: Petty af, will write articles that call you out by name

14. Prince Friederich

Why settle for a duke when one can have a prince? Credit: screenshot / netflix

Pros: "kind, adoring...knows what he wants," in Daphne's own words!Cons: is not Simon

13. Siena Rosso

Pros: strong, independent, sexyCons: strong chance of relapsing with ex multiple times before you guys can start anything

12. Henry Granville

Lord Granville u flirt Credit: screenshot / netflix

Pros: Suave as heck, artistic, friendlyCons: in love with Lord Wetherby (also married to Lucy but that doesn't appear to be a concern)

11. Queen Charlotte

Pros: QUEENCons: probably hates you

10. Lady Bridgerton

Pros: super single, definitely fucksCons: still in love with her dead husband, occasionally drinks too much (but seemingly in a fun way)

9. Siena's beau

Siena's new man is ready to fight for her honor and also has cool hair. Credit: screenshot / netflix

Pros: loves a woman without titles, which is bRaVeCons: didn't realize his gf was banging Lord Bridgerton under the bleachers like dude we literally all saw it coming

8. Mr. Finch

Credit: Netflix

Pros: immune to fads, loves cheeseCons: loves cheese too much?

7. Lady Whistledown's voice

Pros: sassy, soothingCons: lacks corporeal form

6. Colin Bridgerton

Pros: total sweetheart with a lovely voiceCons: he dumb

5. Eloise Bridgerton

Pros: smart, funny, allergic to pomp and bullshitCons: being someone's crush is her literal nightmare

4. Will Mondrich

Will deserves the world! Credit: screenshot / netflix

Pros: Cares about family above all else (but without the chip on Anthony's shoulder)Cons: just the one time he threw a fight to get paid by Lord Featherington. An act of love!

3. Alice Mondrich

Alice deserves the world and more! Credit: screenshot / netflix

Pros: Patient afCons: We haven't been able to spend much time with Alice yet and we'd love to know her better.

2. Lady Danbury

Pros: delights in scandal and socializing even if it's focused on the youngCons: will call you on your bullshit but ultimately for the best

1. Sir Phillip Crane

Sir Phillip Crane shows up at the eleventh hour to save Marina Thompson from misery. Credit: screenshot / netflix

Pros: loyal brother, willing to provideCons: MARRIED ugh screw this show

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SEE ALSO: ‘Bridgerton’ Season 2 review: A satisfying, smoldering slow burn

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UPDATE: Mar. 25, 2022, 12:00 p.m. EDT This article was originally published on December 29, 2020. It's introduction has been altered to reflect the approach of Bridgerton Season 2, but its Season 1 rankings have not been changed.

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